Food Days

Does this happen at your work...

We use absolutely any excuse to bring food to work. A nice gesture, but I do believe it is single-handily contributing to obesity in America. Somewhere in our brain we think that someone's birthday gives us a free ticket to eat five Krispy Kremes in a single sitting. A retirement party is an open invitation to enjoy guacamole at 9:30 a.m. "Why not?" you think innocently as you cut yourself a chunk of the three layer lemon angel food cake someone's grandma made to celebrate this "very special" occasion. It is, in fact, a "special day." They might as well put grandma on retainer and cut her a check because I just got another meeting notice...Joe's leaving on vacation next week. Everyone needs to bring in a snack to share.